~dododot

Do you know what happened in Juanary the 18th in 1989 at 9:15 AM ? It was my birth ! (Exactly, I am Capricron asdending Aquarius 3rd deccan.) So 3 days ago it was my 18th birthday. In france, 18 years old is the age of majority, but i don't feel so adult, I wanna be an eternal child sucking my thumb alllll day long, at least, until the age of 21, the age of TRUE majority.


Anyway, when you say birthday, you say gifts ! I received what I call the majority pack. What is it you say ? A pack with content for "olde" people :

-An elector card, the preidental elections will happen very soon here, but I'll give my vote to someone, do not ask me why, I don't really know, just a feeling.
-Some porn movies ! So what I am an adult !!
-Some alcohol (Whiskey for Irishes coffees !!)
-Some condoms, unless I want to be virgin until wedding, it may be useful.
-All sorts of drugs, let's review the alphabet ! Acid, Barbituates, Cocaine, DMT, Ecstasy, Fizzies, GBH, Heroin, IC, Jumbos, Ketamine, Lithium, Mushrooms, Nitrous Oxide, Opium, PCP, Qualudes, Rohypnol, Steroids, Tetracyline, Uppers, Viagra, Whyskey, XTC, Yayo and Zoloft ! (Take a look at Soulwax's E-Talking music-video)

Seriously, this pack doesn't exist, but there is some true stuff inside, I won't tell you what ! In fact, I had a coffee machine for my b-day, and i'm very glad ! I'm the ULTIMATE COFFEE DRINKA', any time any place, I drink coffee.



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You are my Soulmate.